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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Volcano Found Hiding 'In Plain Sight' Right Next to NASA Mars Rover - ScienceAlert

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Surprised scientists discover the 'dark sides' of Uranus' moons are the wrong way around - Live Science

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Should The Braves Consider Offers On Chris Sale? - MLB Trade Rumors

They put up a sign reading

No way

Still no good.

What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

CVS closing 271 stores, including 3 locations in Upstate NY - Syracuse.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

This Everyday Interest Could Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - The Washington Post

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Fox News Entertainment Newsletter: Food Network star dead at 55, Jelly Roll inspires Christian singer - Fox News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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