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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:12

Minds and Behinds
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Volcano Found Hiding 'In Plain Sight' Right Next to NASA Mars Rover - ScienceAlert
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is a good way to conduct an interview?
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Should The Braves Consider Offers On Chris Sale? - MLB Trade Rumors
They put up a sign reading
No way
Still no good.
What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
CVS closing 271 stores, including 3 locations in Upstate NY - Syracuse.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
This Everyday Interest Could Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - The Washington Post
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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